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Secret: Freakzilla (Revenge is a Dish Best Served Bold)


Exactly eleven years and three months after Alex called that kid with pockmarks and an oversized head Freakzilla in the third grade, Freakzilla made his first cool million. When asked what he attributed his enormous success to, he cited all the years he was bullied by Alex.





                   Swear never to tell




                   Make no promises

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